The District of North-North is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.239 billion North-Northians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.3%.

The very strong North-Northian economy, worth a remarkable 1,535 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 54,378 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 160,261 per year while the poor average 14,519, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, and soldiers are slaughtered in their thousands due to lack of training. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. North-North's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

North-North is ranked 254,553^rd in the world and 11^th in Wyoming for Lowest Crime Rates, with 49.65 law-abiding acts per hour.