Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Basket Case |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Chicken overlords
North-West Northern Western West Wombles
Population | 11.851 billion |
Capital | Black Forest Burrow |
Leader | Great Uncle Hohenzollern |
Currency | Wombles dont have money |
Animal | Womble |
The Community of North-West Northern Western West Wombles is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Great Uncle Hohenzollern with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 11.851 billion North-West Northern Western West Womblesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Black Forest Burrow. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but stagnant North-West Northern Western West Womblesian economy, worth 237 trillion Wombles dont have monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 20,073 Wombles dont have monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
North-West Northern Western West Wombles has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, and there'll be no comeback tour for many former boy bands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North-West Northern Western West Wombles's national animal is the Womble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
North-West Northern Western West Wombles is ranked 14,648th in the world and 20th in Chicken overlords for Most Stationary, with 1,797.18483591208 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : North-West Northern Western West Wombles was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : North-West Northern Western West Wombles was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 10% for Most Zombies.
- : North-West Northern Western West Wombles was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Death-Worshipping Nation of Disgracia, infecting 22 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : North-West Northern Western West Wombles was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Death-Worshipping Nation of Disgracia, infecting 17 million survivors.
- : North-West Northern Western West Wombles's influence in Chicken overlords fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".
- : North-West Northern Western West Wombles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : North-West Northern Western West Wombles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : North-West Northern Western West Wombles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : North-West Northern Western West Wombles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : North-West Northern Western West Wombles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.