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The Community of North-West Northern Western West Wombles

“In his majesty, king of kangaroos, we trust”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Chicken overlords

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North-West Northern Western West Wombles

Population11.851 billion

CapitalBlack Forest Burrow
LeaderGreat Uncle Hohenzollern

CurrencyWombles dont have money
AnimalWomble

The Community of North-West Northern Western West Wombles is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Great Uncle Hohenzollern with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 11.851 billion North-West Northern Western West Womblesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Black Forest Burrow. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant North-West Northern Western West Womblesian economy, worth 237 trillion Wombles dont have monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 20,073 Wombles dont have monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

North-West Northern Western West Wombles has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, and there'll be no comeback tour for many former boy bands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North-West Northern Western West Wombles's national animal is the Womble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North-West Northern Western West Wombles is ranked 14,648th in the world and 20th in Chicken overlords for Most Stationary, with 1,797.18483591208 days.

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Most Income Equality: 4,263rdMost Secular: 10,083rdMost Stationary: 14,648thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 28,240th
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Most Income Equality: 18th in the regionMost Stationary: 20th in the regionMost Secular: 32nd in the regionLargest Populations: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 46th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 54th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 61st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 69th in the regionMost Inclusive: 79th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 92nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 97th in the regionLargest Governments: 98th in the regionMost Cultured: 108th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 113th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 123rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 131st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 131st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 134th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 134th in the regionSafest: 152nd in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 177th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 180th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 186th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 241st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 247th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 272nd in the regionBest Weather: 287th in the regionMost Pacifist: 331st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 341st in the regionMost Influential: 418th in the regionMost Conservative: 449th in the regionMost Average: 450th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 460th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 473rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 543rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 600th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 643rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 755th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,039th in the region

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