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The Holy Republic of North Bratislava

“We Will Endure”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific


North Bratislava

Population5.749 billion

CapitalNorth Bratislava City
LeaderPaul Odradek
FaithBratislavan Orthodoxy


The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Paul Odradek with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.749 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Bratislava City. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth a remarkable 1,032 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,567 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

North Bratislavans seem to be catching more chills, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", visitors to Violet Rock City are stunned to learn that they must memorize the "99 Principles" before entering, and an enormous health awareness programme is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bratislavan Orthodoxy.

North Bratislava is ranked 40,483rd in the world and 2,030th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,576.45 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 43rdMost Influential: 211thMost Devout: 906thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,418thTop
Best Weather: 1,574thMost Cultured: 1,589thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,597thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,717thMost Pacifist: 1,757thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,781stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,942ndSafest: 2,023rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,153rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,178thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,195thNicest Citizens: 2,322ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,526thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,595thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,872ndMost Developed: 2,936thHealthiest Citizens: 3,153rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,433rdLargest Governments: 3,889thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,130thSmartest Citizens: 4,152ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,824thMost Inclusive: 5,170thLowest Crime Rates: 5,432ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,931stTop
Highest Average Incomes: 7,727thMost Income Equality: 8,124thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,306thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,930thHighest Economic Output: 13,747thMost Stationary: 13,847th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 38th in the regionMost Devout: 42nd in the regionMost Influential: 50th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 81st in the regionBest Weather: 89th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 97th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 98th in the regionMost Pacifist: 101st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 103rd in the regionSafest: 107th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 108th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 110th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 110th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 110th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 133rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 141st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 157th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 158th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 161st in the regionMost Developed: 173rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 178th in the regionLargest Governments: 186th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 213th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 246th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 253rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 265th in the regionMost Inclusive: 320th in the regionMost Stationary: 361st in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 378th in the regionMost Income Equality: 398th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 401st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 425th in the regionMost Politically Free: 554th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 674th in the regionLargest Populations: 735th in the region

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