The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Old Saxophone Joe with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.196 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinkytown. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth a remarkable 3,647 trillion pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 212,093 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, a formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class, and sales of trenchcoats are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bratislavan Orthodoxy.

North Bratislava is ranked 9,199^th in the world and 285^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 212,093.84 Standard Monetary Units.