The BB Puppet of North Brightonburg is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 41.337 billion North Brightonburgians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Defense, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Louiseburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.2%.

The powerhouse North Brightonburgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,382 trillion Gold Kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 57,630 Gold Kronor, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 189,550 per year while the poor average 13,131, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.

North Brightonburg's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, politicians look weirdly alike, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, and exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. North Brightonburg's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

North Brightonburg is ranked 236,613^th in the world and 1^st in The Taldrenite Haven for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.42 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.