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The United Socialist States of North Catimestistrianes

“By The People For The People”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific


North Catimestistrianes

Population1.589 billion



The United Socialist States of North Catimestistrianes is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ka-Fos with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.589 billion North Catimestistrianesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catimé. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Catimestistrianesian economy, worth 231 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 145,511 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the North Catimestistrianesian Space Agency, and where there's a will there is usually a password manager. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Catimestistrianes's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

North Catimestistrianes is ranked 62,013th in the world and 2,731st in the South Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 65.28 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 911thMost Influential: 1,284thTop
Nudest: 3,655thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,611thNicest Citizens: 4,703rdMost Pacifist: 5,464thMost Secular: 5,857thMost Developed: 6,094thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,372ndMost Inclusive: 6,434thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,612thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,739thSafest: 7,041stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,218thMost Cultured: 7,507thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,531stHighest Poor Incomes: 8,295thBest Weather: 8,374thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,826thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,097thSmartest Citizens: 9,255thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,144thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,201stMost Rebellious Youth: 10,210thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,035thHealthiest Citizens: 11,437thLargest Governments: 11,452ndLowest Crime Rates: 11,471stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,978thMost Efficient Economies: 12,287thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,752ndHighest Average Incomes: 13,486thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,610thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,027thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,839thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,299thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,727th
Most Influential: 118th in the regionNudest: 128th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 138th in the regionNicest Citizens: 153rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 153rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 172nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 188th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 190th in the regionMost Developed: 191st in the regionMost Cultured: 199th in the regionMost Pacifist: 200th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 211th in the regionMost Secular: 217th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 220th in the regionMost Inclusive: 230th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 231st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 232nd in the regionSafest: 235th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 246th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 249th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 262nd in the regionBest Weather: 264th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 267th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 289th in the regionLargest Governments: 292nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 303rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 306th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 314th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 331st in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 349th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 349th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 376th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 400th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 408th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 471st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 483rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 586th in the region

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