The Democratic People's Republic of North East Germany is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Hanns Bernauer with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and parental licensing program. The quiet, industrious population of 7.438 billion Nordostdeutsches are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Berlin. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The large but sluggish Nordostdeutsche economy, worth 327 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 43,981 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, books are so highly regarded in North East Germany that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, and most academic research has ground to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North East Germany's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.

North East Germany is ranked 19,185^th in the world and 1,236^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.39 law-abiding acts per hour.