“Where your civil rights are served with a smile”
|Category: Iron Fist Consumerists|
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: The North Pacific
|Capital||New Happy City|
The Excellence of North Happy Land is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.935 billion Happy Citizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Happy City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.7%.
The very strong North Happy Landian economy, worth 461 trillion Happy Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,388 Happy Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 386,862 per year while the poor average 26,670, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.
Many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, the diplomatic corps stinks, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. North Happy Land's national animal is the Clownfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : North Happy Land was endorsed by The Poor Team of The Tampa Bay Rays.
- : North Happy Land was endorsed by The Protectorate of Cuyan.
- : North Happy Land was endorsed by The Republic of Sockmanland.
- : North Happy Land was endorsed by The Kingdom of Princely Irbis.
- : North Happy Land was endorsed by The United States of Daiz.
- : North Happy Land was endorsed by The Empire of Nation of stars.
- : North Happy Land was endorsed by The Judicial Oligarchy of Alsace and Lorraine United.
- : North Happy Land was endorsed by The Free Land of Runeda.
- : North Happy Land was endorsed by The Kingdom of Vincone Cae.
- : North Happy Land's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
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