The Republic of North Kanuckistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Van Ueff III with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.998 billion North Kanuckies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beaverton. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient North Kanuckistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,034 trillion Kanucks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,051 Kanucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the North Kanuckistanian Navy, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests, and coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Kanuckistan's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Kanuckistan is ranked 20,105^th in the world and 420^th in the South Pacific for Most Secular, with 56.49 Atheism Rate.