“Eat maple syrup free or die”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: the South Pacific
|Leader||Van Ueff III|
The Republic of North Kanuckistan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Van Ueff III with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.865 billion North Kanuckies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beaverton. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming North Kanuckistanian economy, worth 909 trillion Kanucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,596 Kanucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on North Kanuckistan, and the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Kanuckistan's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : North Kanuckistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in North Kanuckistan, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
- : Following new legislation in North Kanuckistan, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on North Kanuckistan.
- : Following new legislation in North Kanuckistan, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons.
- : Following new legislation in North Kanuckistan, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts".
- : North Kanuckistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pedagogical Freedom".
- : Following new legislation in North Kanuckistan, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
- : Following new legislation in North Kanuckistan, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in North Kanuckistan, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
- : North Kanuckistan endorsed The People's Republic of Myhomecountry.
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