The Federation of North Karelia wellbeing services county is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, daily referendums, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 861 million North Karelia wellbeing services countyians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.5%.

The thriving North Karelia wellbeing services countyian economy, worth 69.7 trillion gambles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,912 gambles, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, card players are calling the government's bluff on anti-gambling legislation, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Karelia wellbeing services county's national animal is the gamble.

North Karelia wellbeing services county is ranked 260,786^th in the world and 20^th in Wellbeing services counties of Finland for Most Primitive, scoring -134.97 on the Scary Big Number Scale.