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The 🇰🇵💀🥧 empire of North Korea is best

“_xXX BEST KOREA XXx_” Kim Jung Un

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the South Pacific

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North Korea is best

Population2.016 billion

CapitalPyongyang
LeaderKim Jung Un
FaithNone

CurrencyNuke
AnimalMissile

The 🇰🇵💀🥧 empire of North Korea is best is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kim Jung Un with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.016 billion North Korea is bestians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.2%.

The frighteningly efficient North Korea is bestian economy, worth 228 trillion Nukes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 113,341 Nukes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 412,096 per year while the poor average 22,179, a ratio of 18.6 to 1.

The police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered North Korea is bestian weed picker are way up, schoolchildren are divided over Kim Jung Un's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech, and everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Korea is best's national animal is the Missile, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

North Korea is best is ranked 38,529th in the world and 744th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,566.33 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,053rdMost Influential: 2,100thTop
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Best Weather: 11,554thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,713thMost Patriotic: 13,439thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,693rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,763rdTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,249thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,543rdMost Developed: 20,604thMost Devout: 21,362ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,452ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,831stLongest Average Lifespans: 27,522ndHealthiest Citizens: 28,453rdLowest Crime Rates: 31,696th
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Most Patriotic: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 192nd in the regionMost Influential: 210th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 219th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 222nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 234th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 266th in the regionMost Devout: 304th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 313th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 316th in the regionBest Weather: 364th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 372nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 413th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 487th in the regionMost Developed: 487th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 503rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 509th in the region

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