The Federation of North Ostrobothnia WSC is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its closed borders, disturbing lack of elderly people, and prohibition of alcohol. The quiet, industrious population of 890 million North Ostrobothnia WSCians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 38.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong North Ostrobothnia WSCian economy, worth 60.3 trillion gambles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 67,788 gambles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, childish pranks are no laughing matter, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, and a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Ostrobothnia WSC's national animal is the gamble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Ostrobothnia WSC is ranked 188,487^th in the world and 11^th in Wellbeing services counties of Finland for Most Primitive, scoring -68.56 on the Scary Big Number Scale.