The Most Serene Republic of Northeastern Ohioo is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.539 billion Northeastern Ohiooans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cleveland. The average income tax rate is 45.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Northeastern Ohiooan economy, worth 743 trillion comeback dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,101 comeback dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northeastern Ohioo's national animal is the dawg pound dawg, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northeastern Ohioo is ranked 221,560^th in the world and 15^th in Yertania City for Most Authoritarian, with 498.4 milliStalins.