The Liberal Wolfdom of Northern-Kempia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The prime minister president with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 6.642 billion Northern-Kempians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kempia. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Northern-Kempian economy, worth 612 trillion Patats a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,290 Patats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, the World Liberal Wolfdom Games have been won again by Northern-Kempia as no other country cares enough to compete, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, and citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern-Kempia's national animal is the Dire Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wolf Jezus.

Northern-Kempia is ranked 210,447^th in the world and 3,673^rd in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 548.85 milliStalins.