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The Empire of Northern Atlantal

“Together we are Strong”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

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Northern Atlantal

Population1.665 billion

CapitalNew Atlanta
LeaderSbeve Almighty
FaithSbeveism

CurrencyAtlan
AnimalSnow Tiger

The Empire of Northern Atlantal is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Sbeve Almighty with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.665 billion Northern Atlantalians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Atlanta. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Atlantalian economy, worth 217 trillion Atlans a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 130,701 Atlans, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

A survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, economists claim no news is good news, a third of Northern Atlantalians are e-certified CEOs, and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Atlantal's national animal is the Snow Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sbeveism.

Northern Atlantal is ranked 184,399th in the world and 59th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Politically Free, scoring 12.43 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Top
5%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,475thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,502ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,754thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,278thMost Avoided: 8,116thFattest Citizens: 8,781stLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,932ndTop
10%
Largest Retail Industry: 12,551stMost Armed: 13,632ndMost Corrupt Governments: 14,257thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,711thMost Secular: 14,819thLargest Black Market: 14,897thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,625thHighest Average Incomes: 18,660thMost Efficient Economies: 19,286thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,403rd
Top
10%
Most Pro-Market: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Northern Atlantal was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Atlantal, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Atlantal, a third of Northern Atlantalians are e-certified CEOs.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Atlantal, economists claim no news is good news.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Atlantal, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Atlantal, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison.
  • : Northern Atlantal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Northern Atlantal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Atlantal, the line between man and woman is drawn with surgical precision.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Atlantal, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers.

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