Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Superpower
Location: Boardracing
Population | 35.226 billion |
Leader | The Great and Powerful Nathan |
Currency | mollar |
Animal | llama |
The Unified States of Northmore is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Great and Powerful Nathan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 35.226 billion Northmoreans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The minute, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Northmorean economy, worth a remarkable 8,032 trillion mollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 228,035 mollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 700,869 per year while the poor average 57,355, a ratio of 12.2 to 1.
Women are often jailed for failing to fetch their husbands' slippers, vacationing Northmoreans expect to be treated as royalty, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park, and college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Northmore's national animal is the llama, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Northmore is ranked 84,202nd in the world and 1st in Boardracing for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.97 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Northmore, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade.
- : Following new legislation in Northmore, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park.
- : Following new legislation in Northmore, vacationing Northmoreans expect to be treated as royalty.
- : Following new legislation in Northmore, women are often jailed for failing to fetch their husbands' slippers.
- : Following new legislation in Northmore, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
- : Following new legislation in Northmore, many friends and relatives of The Great and Powerful Nathan have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
- : Following new legislation in Northmore, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
- : Following new legislation in Northmore, it's always rabbit season.
- : Following new legislation in Northmore, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police.
- : Following new legislation in Northmore, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.