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The Republic of NorthPortugalinho

“North Portugal imperialista, colonizador e fascista”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Portugal



Population5.303 billion

LeaderZ Lus Comunista

CurrencyRublo do proletariado
AnimalNorth Portugal

The Republic of NorthPortugalinho is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Z Lus Comunista with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory vegetarianism, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.303 billion NorthPortugalinhezeses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Proletariado. The average income tax rate is 15.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The NorthPortugalinhoan economy, worth 217 trillion Rublo do proletariadoes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,015 Rublo do proletariadoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists, and homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. NorthPortugalinho's national animal is the North Portugal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Comunismo.

NorthPortugalinho is ranked 70,609th in the world and 42nd in Portugal for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,930.11 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most Devout: 8,085thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,764th
Most Devout: 5th in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 15th in the region

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