“North Portugal é imperialista, colonizador e fascista”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Minnow
|Leader||Zé Luís Comunista|
|Currency||Rublo do proletariado|
The Republic of NorthPortugalinho is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Zé Luís Comunista with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory vegetarianism, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.303 billion NorthPortugalinhezeses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Proletariado. The average income tax rate is 15.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The NorthPortugalinhoan economy, worth 217 trillion Rublo do proletariadoes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,015 Rublo do proletariadoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists, and homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. NorthPortugalinho's national animal is the North Portugal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Comunismo.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : NorthPortugalinho was banned from The State Of Communist by The Queendom of Left Lead Pipe.
- : NorthPortugalinho's influence in Portugal rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : NorthPortugalinho's influence in Portugal rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : NorthPortugalinho's influence in Portugal rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : NorthPortugalinho's influence in Portugal rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : NorthPortugalinho's influence in Portugal rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : NorthPortugalinho lodged a message on the Portugal Regional Message Board.
- : NorthPortugalinho relocated from Northportugalinho to Portugal.
- : NorthPortugalinho was removed from the regional ban list of Portugal by The Imperial Republic of Lusitanialand.
- : NorthPortugalinho lodged a message on the Northportugalinho Regional Message Board.