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The Cybernetic autocratic utopia of Northwest Islands of peanuts

“The rumors about us deleting dissenters are lies” Admin

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Nipper

Location: Lazarus

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Northwest Islands of peanuts

Population8.915 billion

CapitalMain server
LeaderAdmin
FaithBinary

CurrencyGig
AnimalCat video

The Cybernetic autocratic utopia of Northwest Islands of peanuts is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Admin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.915 billion AIS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Main server. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Digital economy, worth a remarkable 3,555 trillion Gigs a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 398,870 Gigs, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

It's best not to ask what goes into Main Server Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Northwest Islands of peanuts's national animal is the Cat video, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Binary.

Northwest Islands of peanuts is ranked 204,892nd in the world and 7,653rd in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 3.53 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 107thMost Scientifically Advanced: 394thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 568thLargest Black Market: 615thHighest Average Incomes: 741stMost Corrupt Governments: 940thMost Cultured: 1,419thSmartest Citizens: 1,449thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,487thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,580thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,590thLowest Crime Rates: 1,602ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,611thMost Developed: 1,700thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,832ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,900thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,323rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,482ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,104thHighest Economic Output: 3,239thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,901stMost Efficient Economies: 4,041stLargest Governments: 4,436thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,447thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,957thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,576thMost Inclusive: 5,616thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,526thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,796thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,499thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,540thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,622ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,820thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,173rdTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,924thBest Weather: 12,221stMost Secular: 14,620thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,192nd
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Black Market: 32nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 55th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 55th in the regionMost Cultured: 61st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 65th in the regionMost Developed: 71st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 74th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 81st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 84th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 90th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 92nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 94th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 120th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 158th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 158th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 178th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 185th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 218th in the regionLargest Governments: 226th in the regionMost Inclusive: 246th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 265th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 322nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 335th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 344th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 361st in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 433rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 458th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 476th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 481st in the regionBest Weather: 676th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 694th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northwest Islands of peanuts, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Northwest Islands of peanuts, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Northwest Islands of peanuts, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments.
  • : Northwest Islands of peanuts was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Northwest Islands of peanuts, it's best not to ask what goes into Main Server Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices.
  • : Following new legislation in Northwest Islands of peanuts, nudity is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Northwest Islands of peanuts, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense.
  • : Following new legislation in Northwest Islands of peanuts, new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them.
  • : Following new legislation in Northwest Islands of peanuts, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Northwest Islands of peanuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Northwest Islands of peanuts, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery.

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