“The rumors about us deleting dissenters are lies” Admin
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
The Cybernetic autocratic utopia of Northwest Islands of peanuts is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Admin with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, parental licensing program, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.862 billion AIS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Main server. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Digital economy, worth a remarkable 1,995 trillion Gigs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 290,787 Gigs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, lobotomised jaywalkers can barely ambulate let alone repeat their offences, and wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northwest Islands of peanuts's national animal is the Cat video, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Binary.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Northwest Islands of peanuts, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
- : Following new legislation in Northwest Islands of peanuts, lobotomised jaywalkers can barely ambulate let alone repeat their offences.
- : Following new legislation in Northwest Islands of peanuts, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
- : Northwest Islands of peanuts was endorsed by The Poor Team of The Tampa Bay Rays.
- : Following new legislation in Northwest Islands of peanuts, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
- : Northwest Islands of peanuts was endorsed by The Protectorate of Cuyan.
- : Following new legislation in Northwest Islands of peanuts, the Northwest Islands of peanuts Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
- : Following new legislation in Northwest Islands of peanuts, parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money.
- : Following new legislation in Northwest Islands of peanuts, the question of 'what is Admin's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange.
- : Northwest Islands of peanuts was endorsed by The Republic of Sockmanland.
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