The Kingdom of Norwegian democratic republic is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The President with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 4.74 billion Norwegian Democratic Republics are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Olso. The average income tax rate is 64.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norwegian democratic republician economy, worth 513 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,314 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, and court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norwegian democratic republic's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Peace.

Norwegian democratic republic is ranked 234,464^th in the world and 2^nd in Football and Hockey Fans for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.