The Colony of Norwegian forest cat Roof is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.317 billion Norwegian forest cat Roofians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 26.0%.

The strong Norwegian forest cat Roofian economy, worth 71.7 trillion Oranges a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,428 Oranges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Most people learn to drive on crash courses, ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, and mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Norwegian forest cat Roof's national animal is the Eastern box turtle , which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Norwegian forest cat Roof is ranked 51,232^nd in the world and 59^th in Bingos Puppet Sanctuary for Most Conservative, scoring 76.5 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.