Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Struggling |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Truckler
Location: England
Population | 23.41 billion |
Capital | Nosica |
Leader | Brandon Hatch |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | cat |
The Northern Duchy of Nosy is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Brandon Hatch with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 23.41 billion Noses are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nosica. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but stagnant Nosyan economy, worth 368 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 15,762 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Brandon Hatch has just been declared ruler of Nosy in an international press conference, Catholicism has been named as Nosy's national religion, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', and laws are littered with references to cheese. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nosy's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Nosy is ranked 157,883rd in the world and 59th in England for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 307.03 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nosy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork, Most Influential, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Most Stationary.
- : Nosy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Nosy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Nosy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Nosy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Nosy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Nosy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Nosy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Nosy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Nosy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.