The Sultanate of Nothalfbadistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Average Joe with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 15.223 billion Nothalfbadistanis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Midling. The average income tax rate is 56.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Nothalfbadistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,365 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,729 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, a degree in Average Joe Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nothalfbadistan's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is none.

Nothalfbadistan is ranked 180,505^th in the world and 5^th in The Scandalian Alliance for Most Conservative, scoring 51.5 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.