The Republic of Nothern Fores is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Henrik Odon with an iron fist, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.273 billion Nothern Foresians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neeluia. The average income tax rate is 82.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nothern Foresian economy, worth 442 trillion ₦ Zorlexas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 194,646 ₦ Zorlexas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Billions are being spent on a new island airport, Nothern Foresian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators, and Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Nothern Fores. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nothern Fores's national animal is the Snow Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Nothern Fores is ranked 64,666^th in the world and 52^nd in Covenant Shores for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,149.72 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.