The Man With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Darklord John with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.233 billion Notyoutopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Notcapital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Notyoutopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,489 trillion Mnas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 285,282 Mnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, and the Notyoutopian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation. Crime is totally unknown. Notyoutopia's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Noting.

Notyoutopia is ranked 236,041^st in the world and 9,585^th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -11.89 on the Hickory Productivity Index.