The Man With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Darklord John with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.784 billion Notyoutopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Notcapital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Notyoutopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,348 trillion Mnas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 284,117 Mnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Atheists in the nation feel uneasy living in buildings where they were once vilified, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle. Crime is totally unknown. Notyoutopia's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Noting.

Notyoutopia is ranked 17,789^th in the world and 183^rd in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 86.57 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.