The Man With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Darklord John with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.446 billion Notyoutopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Notcapital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Notyoutopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,251 trillion Mnas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 266,558 Mnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, and voting is voluntary. Crime is totally unknown. Notyoutopia's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Noting.

Notyoutopia is ranked 151,120^th in the world and 7,402^nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -40.62 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.