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The Galactic Federation of Nouvel Empire

“The republic was a mistake. Let's try that, now.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific

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Nouvel Empire

Population3.949 billion

CapitalBastion
LeaderEmperor Jagged Fel
FaithSith cult

CurrencyImperial credit
Animaleagle

The Galactic Federation of Nouvel Empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Jagged Fel with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.949 billion Imperial citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastion. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient imperial economy, worth 493 trillion Imperial credits a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,928 Imperial credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, and birth announcements often also serve as death announcements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nouvel Empire's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sith cult.

Nouvel Empire is ranked 88,716th in the world and 1,290th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 513.5443588314 days.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 79thMost Valuable International Artwork: 417thMost Influential: 439thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 742ndMost Devout: 1,981stTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 5,930thBest Weather: 6,715thLowest Crime Rates: 6,939thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,376thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,644thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,444thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,049thMost Patriotic: 10,210thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,551stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,461stLongest Average Lifespans: 12,764thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,069thLargest Governments: 14,104thMost Authoritarian: 14,251stMost Developed: 14,478thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 15,063rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,983rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,681stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,742ndMost Cultured: 19,836thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,894thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,464thHealthiest Citizens: 23,349thMost Efficient Economies: 26,666thMost Income Equality: 27,644thMost Conservative: 27,740th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 43rd in the regionMost Influential: 60th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 61st in the regionMost Devout: 67th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 215th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 252nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 264th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 306th in the regionMost Patriotic: 317th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 323rd in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 362nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 414th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 427th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 443rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 451st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 477th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 506th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 590th in the regionLargest Governments: 592nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 600th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 635th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 647th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 649th in the regionMost Developed: 692nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 437 » Ethnon, Alsion, Bagojo, Arch Dornan, Eggplant Island, Filibustra, Azzarel, Coutdown, Darkanistan, The Rhein States, Felpolandia, Eraver, Andstions, Corfad, Amdupe, Laurendon, Dacian Freelands, Perikuresu, Nationeer, Jokke, Randoes, TamilPesum, Rainengrad, Kwaj, Radicaster, TyGerria, Pallaith, Greater Portugaliza, Karazan, Tenana, Transitional Global Authority, Neopie, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Inspiratus, Viceroy Vincent, Kitzgos, Regallio, Varisland, Great Bights Mum, Arucaria, Old Emporia, Malta Comino Gozo, Bankowiata, Oannia, Frokolia, Yukti, New Xyroxes, Pyos Ter, Wisconsota, The Austro Germanic Union, and 387 others.Hai Han, Shibutani, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Scres Gidgerland, The Highland Union, Pannonika, Vexilia, The Redwood Isles, Chretien, Dreadton, Cartures, Wolffoxia, U S Eh, The Jerichowan Country, North Jus Intius, Chukstik Illahi, Pazair, The Windmilluminati, The Confederation of Earth, Siwale, Salish-Cascadia, Ellbonnia, Very Pog, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Koda-Land, Walter Jackson, Kamohoalii, Jinwoy, Argylia, Dicko, Unsophisticate, Tehmistan, Iamm, Necromonia, PlanetMercury, Confederacy of North America, Stud Hoy, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Viridiann, Hentaigraado, Andanavia, Unterlander, Oceania-America, Phoronu, Laxoimia, Omnistria, New Lakemba, Frontia, Gendirt, Aeurithianar, Sanctum Teriaris, Crilland, Aurasreich, Singamadri, Technocratic-european Countries, Dem Republic of Romania, Khoik, Tamarvand, The Union of Galaxies, Atrito, Rinadia, Seenvorland, Vesuva, Soviet Terran, Pradovnia, AmManies, KAP03land, Elomania, Kandorith, Straknov, The Sinclarian Provinces, Etanur, Lemonbiscuits, Crystal Creation, Former English Colony, Fran Advar, Radored Welandion, Wilkshire, David Davidson, Liberum Hibernia, Esteneng, Kranostav, Sri Temasekia, Russila, The Soviet States of Europe, The Unicrons, Chipoli, Aguaria Major, Jeltronian WA Mission, Cobolica, Toli, Segesta, The Devskian Revolutionary Republic, Fratanica, 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