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The Kingdom of Nouvelle-Acadie

“L'Union fait la force.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: The Maritimes

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Nouvelle-Acadie

Population40.022 billion

CapitalDieppe

Currencypiastre
Animalorignal

The Kingdom of Nouvelle-Acadie is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 40.022 billion Nouvelle-Acadieans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dieppe. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The Nouvelle-Acadiean economy, worth a remarkable 5,861 trillion piastres a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,447 piastres, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

What goes down must come up, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, and chewing tree bark proves to have limited value during childbirth. Crime is totally unknown. Nouvelle-Acadie's national animal is the orignal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nouvelle-Acadie is ranked 289,099th in the world and 29th in The Maritimes for Fattest Citizens, with 5.14 Obesity Rate.

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1%
Nudest: 185thLeast Corrupt Governments: 562ndLargest Publishing Industry: 656thMost Rebellious Youth: 806thMost Stationary: 893rdMost Pacifist: 1,208thLargest Populations: 1,426thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,470thSafest: 1,770thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,857thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,175thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,207thMost Cultured: 2,286thNicest Citizens: 2,479thHighest Economic Output: 2,498thSmartest Citizens: 2,506thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,810thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,090thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,536thLargest Governments: 3,823rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,735thHighest Food Quality: 5,064thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,556thMost Secular: 6,577thMost Influential: 6,878thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,168thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,631stMost Income Equality: 8,975thMost Inclusive: 9,413thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 17,242ndLowest Crime Rates: 18,012thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,300thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23,601stHighest Average Incomes: 23,631st
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Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Acadie, chewing tree bark proves to have limited value during childbirth.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Acadie, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
  • : Nouvelle-Acadie's influence in The Maritimes rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Nouvelle-Acadie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Acadie, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Acadie, what goes down must come up.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Acadie, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Acadie, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.
  • : Nouvelle-Acadie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Acadie, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate.

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