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The Republic of Nouvelle-Floride

“Notre Volonté est Notre Force.”

Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific



Population599 million


The Republic of Nouvelle-Floride is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 599 million Florideans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Nouvelle-Floridean economy, worth 64.5 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 107,713 francs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 519,352 per year while the poor average 12,995, a ratio of 40.0 to 1.

A policy of plausible deniability helps protect the government from athletic doping scandals, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and the nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nouvelle-Floride's national animal is the Flamingo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nouvelle-Floride is ranked 5,280th in the world and 73rd in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 93.69 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,523rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,659thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,214thFattest Citizens: 3,806thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,976thMost Armed: 4,340thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,041stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,280thMost Avoided: 5,474thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,328thMost Influential: 7,193rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,446thHighest Drug Use: 8,068thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 9,495thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,872ndLargest Retail Industry: 10,350thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,965thNudest: 12,446thMost Extreme: 12,568thLargest Mining Sector: 12,796thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,332ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,256thMost Inclusive: 16,861st
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 56th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 73rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 85th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 123rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 152nd in the regionMost Armed: 158th in the regionMost Avoided: 177th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 179th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 195th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 253rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 258th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 310th in the regionNudest: 361st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 377th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 408th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 467th in the regionMost Extreme: 478th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 499th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 533rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 687th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 744th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 807th in the region

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