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The Republic of Nouvelle-Floride

“Notre Volonté est Notre Force.”

Category: Capitalizt
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population1.369 billion

LeaderLouis Barrande


The Republic of Nouvelle-Floride is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Louis Barrande with an even hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.369 billion Florideans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Defense and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint-Barthélemy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Nouvelle-Floridean economy, worth 219 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 160,681 francs, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, teachers label difficult children as "somebody else's problem" before expelling them, and takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nouvelle-Floride's national animal is the Flamingo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.

Nouvelle-Floride is ranked 48,812th in the world and 2,712th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 27.76 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 154thMost Influential: 1,020thHighest Crime Rates: 1,124thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,240thFattest Citizens: 1,258thHighest Drug Use: 1,318thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,357thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,655thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,744thMost Armed: 1,746thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,069thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,171stTop
Most Avoided: 2,257thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,837thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,893rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,183rdRudest Citizens: 3,708thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,009thMost Efficient Economies: 7,491stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,812thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,449thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,467thNudest: 9,369thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,380thHighest Average Incomes: 11,407thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,434thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,173rdLargest Mining Sector: 12,749thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,268thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,157thMost Inclusive: 14,669thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,550thLargest Gambling Industry: 16,504thMost Pro-Market: 18,275thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,836th
Highest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 40th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 44th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 46th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 56th in the regionMost Armed: 66th in the regionMost Avoided: 67th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 78th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 96th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 102nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 127th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 168th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 188th in the regionRudest Citizens: 209th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 280th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 330th in the regionNudest: 344th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 346th in the regionMost Influential: 375th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 402nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 427th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 464th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 521st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 535th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 579th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 590th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 641st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 685th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 686th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 765th in the regionMost Inclusive: 881st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 973rd in the region

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