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The Federal Republic of Nova Ecloinia

“Per In Homines, In Homines enim”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific

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Nova Ecloinia

Population2.226 billion

CapitalNidus De Opulentia
LeaderSofia Pembroke

CurrencyNumus
AnimalHomo Sapiens

The Federal Republic of Nova Ecloinia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sofia Pembroke with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 2.226 billion Nova Ecloinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nidus De Opulentia. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Nova Ecloinian economy, worth 389 trillion Numuses a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 175,138 Numuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color", and the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nova Ecloinia's national animal is the Homo Sapiens, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nova Ecloinia is ranked 195,128th in the world and 9,539th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.1 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Top
1%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 857thMost Influential: 1,158thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,054thTop
5%
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,489thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,699thMost Developed: 2,928thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,531stMost Inclusive: 3,812thLargest Governments: 4,029thSmartest Citizens: 4,386thLowest Crime Rates: 4,607thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,543rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,835thMost Efficient Economies: 6,071stMost Cultured: 6,153rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,190thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,435thHealthiest Citizens: 7,102ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,276thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,846thHighest Average Incomes: 9,016thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,238thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,956thTop
10%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,220thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,981stMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,819thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,610thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,032ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,074thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,425th
Top
5%
Most Advanced Public Education: 113th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 121st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 154th in the regionMost Developed: 165th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 173rd in the regionLargest Governments: 204th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 217th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 221st in the regionMost Inclusive: 250th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 253rd in the regionMost Cultured: 300th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 320th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 327th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 331st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 355th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 359th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 380th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 391st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 400th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 426th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 458th in the regionMost Influential: 466th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 535th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 562nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 610th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 699th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 747th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 818th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 902nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 920th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nova Ecloinia, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Nova Ecloinia, planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color".
  • : Following new legislation in Nova Ecloinia, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nova Ecloinia, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Nova Ecloinia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Nova Ecloinia, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
  • : Following new legislation in Nova Ecloinia, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Nova Ecloinia, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Nova Ecloinia, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick.
  • : Following new legislation in Nova Ecloinia, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 206 » Territorio di Nessuno, Glurponia, Yaorozu, Corfad, El Fiji Grande, Notyoutopia, The Rhein States, Omnistria, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Great Bights Mum, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Ethnon, Shadowrik, Napnomadia, Zumlandia, Koda-Land, Selfgradatude, 1 very fast endotarter, Shibutani, Loutsland, Dar es Saalam, Sunto, Egalico, Trillius, Sundred, North Bratislava, Guer Aike, Kwaj, PlanetPunk, Dreadton, Haor Chall, Wineclaw, Bearical, Steampunk Ariel, Sil Dorsett, Wilkshire, Amauri, Siwale, Frances Francis the First of France, Vincone Cae, Kasazzastan, Daiz, Valhalla123, Pallaith, Runeda, Maott, The Tampa Bay Rays, Holy Oranz, New Octicarg, McMasterdonia, and 156 others.The Stratosphere Islands, Solskjar, Poseidon island, Nakayo, Pasargad, Wisconsota, Newpromisedland, Gnomewatchers, Moubarakistan, Joodey, Xentherida, Kranostav, Yukti, PotatoFarmers, Pazair, United Kahndaq, The Iron Lions, Seenvorland, Viridiann, Clan Spaniel, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Vernest Quill, Orado, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, Zokk, Abject Ludicrosity, Empy, Castle Federation, Merconitonitopia, Palgo, Misthas, Serendipita Martia, Valentine Z, Fendlium, Praeceps, Volstokn, Cobleck Weleis, Lungha, Loli County, Hamerica, Valatic Ash, Kelvaros Prime, Xagill, Noahs Second Country, Universal State Formula, Yokciq Empire, Woodsend, The New Communist Republic Of States, Hyphen, Wit Noreis, MiaryBhalzhack, The Endless Eventide, Herzliyya, Malta Comino Gozo, Votak Matim, KhalChicken, The World Capitalist Confederation, Psychotic Vegans, SherpDaWerp in TNP, The Lancerian Empire, Methor, Ihese, Old Republic of Greece, Diodone, Crader, Plangainer, The Windmilluminati, SORT, Antiyard, New Lakemba, Olofin, Nistriabar, Prevaland, Zecit, Varola, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Unshleepd, Irishvan, Ereena, Kobagia, Xyrron, Aprenencia, Schnuftelland, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Westinor, Fizban, Zeternia, Californian Redwood, Astronomical, Solimun, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Mesopotama, Greater Pittsburgh, Frostcell, PortvgaI, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Iztocna Slavija, Hoglands, Confederacy of Antarctica, Plutayah, Borsukia, Former English Colony, Prydania, I Like Killing people, Libertania Democratica, Termathe, Asoc lon, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Kocherian, The Calabash Protectorate, Yalgora, Ihsan, Seanat, Brucklania, Lionia, Nationeer, Arichia, Fayyayid, Eywaan, Yellops, Maclare, Arbor Marshes, Damsmel, Highton Islands, Nouvelle-Floride, New Jamgra, Unimaginable Doom, Fracie, The New Cordian Empire, Madjack, Maynilan, New-El, Innocentic, Principia Mathematica, Xipher, Pokemanland, The Noviosyus, Yalkan, Aeolist, Kragsgale, Simone Republic, Labora, Palisede, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Ultra777, Andexia, Buckhem, and U S Eh.

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