“Per In Homines, In Homines enim”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
|Capital||Nidus De Opulentia|
The Federal Republic of Nova Ecloinia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sofia Pembroke with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 2.226 billion Nova Ecloinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nidus De Opulentia. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Nova Ecloinian economy, worth 389 trillion Numuses a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 175,138 Numuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color", and the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nova Ecloinia's national animal is the Homo Sapiens, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nova Ecloinia, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
- : Following new legislation in Nova Ecloinia, planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color".
- : Following new legislation in Nova Ecloinia, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes.
- : Following new legislation in Nova Ecloinia, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Nova Ecloinia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in Nova Ecloinia, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
- : Following new legislation in Nova Ecloinia, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
- : Following new legislation in Nova Ecloinia, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits.
- : Following new legislation in Nova Ecloinia, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick.
- : Following new legislation in Nova Ecloinia, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
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