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The Centralized Union of Novoroyssia

“Profit before morals” Supreme Commander Boris Putin

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: New Warsaw Pact

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Novoroyssia

Population3.22 billion

CapitalNew Moscow
LeaderSupreme Commander Boris Putin
FaithVoidist atheism

CurrencyNovoroyssian Hryvnia
AnimalPolar Bear

The Centralized Union of Novoroyssia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Commander Boris Putin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.22 billion Novoroyssians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Moscow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Novoroyssian economy, worth a remarkable 1,162 trillion Novoroyssian Hryvnias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 361,007 Novoroyssian Hryvnias, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novoroyssia's national animal is the Polar Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Voidist atheism.

Novoroyssia is ranked 150,273rd in the world and 201st in New Warsaw Pact for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.36 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 155thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 263rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 289thMost Secular: 365thLargest Insurance Industry: 498thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 600thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 629thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 687thMost Corrupt Governments: 720thLargest Black Market: 796thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 828thHighest Average Incomes: 830thMost Conservative: 854thLargest Mining Sector: 857thMost Avoided: 953rdFattest Citizens: 1,238thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,976thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,847thLowest Crime Rates: 3,520thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,678thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,880thLargest Retail Industry: 4,058thLargest Governments: 4,140thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,312thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,484thMost Authoritarian: 5,072ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,726thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,290thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 9,141stMost Efficient Economies: 9,242ndMost Advanced Public Education: 11,078thHighest Economic Output: 11,983rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,520thMost Extreme: 12,848thMost Influential: 13,452nd
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 11th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Novoroyssia, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
  • : Following new legislation in Novoroyssia, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances.
  • : Following new legislation in Novoroyssia, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes.
  • : Following new legislation in Novoroyssia, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Novoroyssia, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Novoroyssia lodged a message on the New Warsaw Pact Regional Message Board.
  • : Novoroyssia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Novoroyssia lodged a message on the New Warsaw Pact Regional Message Board.
  • : Novoroyssia lodged a message on the New Warsaw Pact Regional Message Board.
  • : Novoroyssia lodged a message on the New Warsaw Pact Regional Message Board.

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