The Republic of Np 64 is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, ubiquitous missile silos, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The cynical population of 9.075 billion Np 64ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.7%.

The powerhouse Np 64ian economy, worth 832 trillion nps a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,747 nps, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots, and the nation's mettle is about to be tested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Np 64's national animal is the draig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Np 64 is ranked 46,338^th in the world and 2,853^rd in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.29 law-abiding acts per hour.