The Republic of NPOs Fist is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 11.371 billion NPOs Fistians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 57.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped NPOs Fistian economy, worth 310 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, extremely specialized black market in Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 27,349 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NPOs Fist's national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NPOs Fist is ranked 322,289^th in the world and 64^th in Union of Ideologies for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -12.88 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.