The Incorporated States of NSC113 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, ritual sacrifices, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.934 billion NSC113ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.1%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC113ian economy, worth 973 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 164,037 cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The sound of wooden legs echo throughout NSC113 after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, royal mothers are increasingly sidelined as news crews strain for interviews and photoshoots with "the hot nanny", proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, and schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC113's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NSC113 is ranked 31,477^th in the world and 2,127^th in Two for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.87 law-abiding acts per hour.