Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Two
Population | 5.78 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Incorporated States of NSC171 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.78 billion NSC171ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 84.6%.
The frighteningly efficient NSC171ian economy, worth 852 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 147,462 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Confusing advertising has left citizens unsure if cults will either welcome them or try to kill them, pet owners exercise their legendaries at a snail's pace or risk prosecution, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, and attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC171's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
NSC171 is ranked 96,670th in the world and 1,051st in Two for Most Stationary, with 463.81052260552 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in NSC171, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in NSC171, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
- : Following new legislation in NSC171, pet owners exercise their legendaries at a snail's pace or risk prosecution.
- : Following new legislation in NSC171, confusing advertising has left citizens unsure if cults will either welcome them or try to kill them.
- : Following new legislation in NSC171, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
- : Following new legislation in NSC171, the NSC171ian Intelligence Agency relies on rumour and guidebooks to know what is happening overseas.
- : Following new legislation in NSC171, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
- : Following new legislation in NSC171, electricians spend more time in school than doctors.
- : Following new legislation in NSC171, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels.
- : Following new legislation in NSC171, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art.