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The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 177

“I have too many puppets”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Two

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NSC Puppet 177

Population6.085 billion

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Animallegendary

The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 177 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.085 billion NSC Puppet 177ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 177ian economy, worth 917 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 150,756 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, mountains of VHS tapes of police actions are stacking up in the National Library, and torture is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 177's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC Puppet 177 is ranked 18,310th in the world and 1,162nd in Two for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.12 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Retail Industry: 1,856thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,291stFattest Citizens: 3,622ndMost Devout: 3,907thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,953rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,569thNudest: 8,797thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,381stMost Corrupt Governments: 10,369thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,830thRudest Citizens: 13,660thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 15,144thMost Efficient Economies: 15,559thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,947thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,199thLowest Crime Rates: 18,310thMost Cultured: 18,572nd
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Largest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rd in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 56th in the regionMost Income Equality: 61st in the regionFattest Citizens: 93rd in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 173rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 199th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 258th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 177, torture is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 177, mountains of VHS tapes of police actions are stacking up in the National Library.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 177, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 177, soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them.
  • : NSC Puppet 177 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 177, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 177, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 177, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 177, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 177, thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets.

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