The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 5 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.092 billion NSC Puppet 5ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 5ian economy, worth 806 trillion cards a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 132,442 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

A punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and a commonwealth of equal nations recognises that NSC Puppet 5 is a bit more equal than the others. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 5's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC Puppet 5 is ranked 15,067^th in the world and 716^th in Two for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.12 law-abiding acts per hour.