Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Two
Population | 5.944 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 66 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.944 billion NSC Puppet 66ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.8%.
The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 66ian economy, worth 933 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 157,063 cards, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.
Laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins, and the army consists of only generals and grunts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 66's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
NSC Puppet 66 is ranked 103,191st in the world and 1,797th in Two for Most Stationary, with 413.97763088748 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 66, the army consists of only generals and grunts.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 66, anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 66, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 66, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 66, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 66, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 66, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest legendary hunting institutions.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 66, home renovation shows are increasingly popular.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 66, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 66, Leader's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars.