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The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 66

“I have too many puppets”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Two

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NSC Puppet 66

Population5.944 billion

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 66 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.944 billion NSC Puppet 66ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.8%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 66ian economy, worth 933 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 157,063 cards, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins, and the army consists of only generals and grunts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 66's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NSC Puppet 66 is ranked 103,191st in the world and 1,797th in Two for Most Stationary, with 413.97763088748 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,904thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,524thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,467thMost Devout: 5,379thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,845thMost Efficient Economies: 7,137thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,732ndRudest Citizens: 8,734thNudest: 8,782ndLargest Publishing Industry: 9,190thLargest Black Market: 9,601stLargest Welfare Programs: 10,140thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,426thLargest Retail Industry: 10,893rdLargest Mining Sector: 10,904thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,109thLargest Governments: 12,121stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,114thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,143rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,839thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 15,887thFattest Citizens: 18,826thHighest Average Incomes: 19,691stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,831stMost Patriotic: 26,930th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 32nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 110th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 110th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 115th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 155th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 208th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 214th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 220th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 66, the army consists of only generals and grunts.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 66, anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 66, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 66, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 66, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 66, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 66, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest legendary hunting institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 66, home renovation shows are increasingly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 66, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 66, Leader's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars.

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