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Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Balder

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Nseeheeleirlasio

Population10.176 billion

CurrencyPeso
AnimalTiger

The Democratic Republic of Nseeheeleirlasio is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.176 billion Nseeheeleirlasioans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Nseeheeleirlasioan economy, worth a remarkable 2,099 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 206,315 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, Nseeheeleirlasio City's back alleys are rife with sausage eating, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, and the Nseeheeleirlasioan Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nseeheeleirlasio's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nseeheeleirlasio is ranked 78,687th in the world and 717th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 615.01164111452 days.

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1%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,483rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,653rdMost Patriotic: 2,670thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,670thMost Devout: 3,828thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,946thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,787thLargest Black Market: 5,280thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,243rdMost Corrupt Governments: 8,329thHighest Average Incomes: 9,300thLowest Crime Rates: 9,357thNudest: 9,712thHighest Economic Output: 11,581stMost Efficient Economies: 11,780thLargest Mining Sector: 12,049thHealthiest Citizens: 12,655thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,708thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,345thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,501stTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,384thSmartest Citizens: 16,086thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,250thLargest Governments: 17,627thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,861stMost Advanced Public Education: 22,513thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,072ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 25,489th
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1%
Most Patriotic: 71st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 81st in the regionTop
5%
Most Devout: 191st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 205th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 264th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 365th in the regionLargest Black Market: 371st in the regionNudest: 438th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 452nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 478th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 531st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 551st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 570th in the regionMost Influential: 583rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 613th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 642nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 711th in the regionMost Stationary: 717th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 748th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 812th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 835th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 872nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 944th in the regionLargest Governments: 980th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nseeheeleirlasio, the Nseeheeleirlasioan Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely.
  • : Following new legislation in Nseeheeleirlasio, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide.
  • : Following new legislation in Nseeheeleirlasio, Nseeheeleirlasio City's back alleys are rife with sausage eating.
  • : Following new legislation in Nseeheeleirlasio, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
  • : Following new legislation in Nseeheeleirlasio, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics.
  • : Following new legislation in Nseeheeleirlasio, orange is the new black for judicial robes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nseeheeleirlasio, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial.
  • : Following new legislation in Nseeheeleirlasio, exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed.
  • : Following new legislation in Nseeheeleirlasio, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Following new legislation in Nseeheeleirlasio, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.

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