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The Republic of Nsns9

“By The People For The People”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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Nsns9

Population3.946 billion

Currencyruble
Animalgiraffe

The Republic of Nsns9 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.946 billion Nsns9ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Nsns9ian economy, worth 544 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,954 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, copyright laws have been abolished, and it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nsns9's national animal is the giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nsns9 is ranked 69,456th in the world and 1,137th in The East Pacific for Most Average, scoring 44.21 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,663rdLargest Retail Industry: 7,270thFattest Citizens: 7,733rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,784thMost Devout: 9,131stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,218thMost Efficient Economies: 11,072ndNudest: 11,563rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,683rdTop
10%
Largest Welfare Programs: 16,455thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,136thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,812thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,169thLowest Crime Rates: 19,532ndLargest Governments: 20,850thMost Cultured: 21,487thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,613thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,108thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,944thMost Pacifist: 26,601stMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,930thMost Developed: 27,675thHighest Average Incomes: 29,833rd
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5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 98th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 105th in the regionFattest Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 110th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 121st in the regionNudest: 141st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 166th in the regionMost Devout: 200th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 260th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 277th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 301st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 308th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 331st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 343rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 380th in the regionLargest Governments: 398th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 436th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 476th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 491st in the regionRudest Citizens: 508th in the regionMost Cultured: 511th in the regionMost Developed: 518th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nsns9, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt.
  • : Following new legislation in Nsns9, copyright laws have been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Nsns9, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**.
  • : Following new legislation in Nsns9, the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people.
  • : Following new legislation in Nsns9, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
  • : Nsns9 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Following new legislation in Nsns9, a third of Nsns9ians are e-certified CEOs.
  • : Following new legislation in Nsns9, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
  • : Following new legislation in Nsns9, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Nsns9, Nsns9ians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.

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