Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The East Pacific
Population | 3.946 billion |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | giraffe |
The Republic of Nsns9 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.946 billion Nsns9ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Nsns9ian economy, worth 544 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,954 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
The wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, copyright laws have been abolished, and it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nsns9's national animal is the giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Nsns9 is ranked 69,456th in the world and 1,137th in The East Pacific for Most Average, scoring 44.21 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nsns9, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt.
- : Following new legislation in Nsns9, copyright laws have been abolished.
- : Following new legislation in Nsns9, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**.
- : Following new legislation in Nsns9, the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people.
- : Following new legislation in Nsns9, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
- : Nsns9 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : Following new legislation in Nsns9, a third of Nsns9ians are e-certified CEOs.
- : Following new legislation in Nsns9, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
- : Following new legislation in Nsns9, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
- : Following new legislation in Nsns9, Nsns9ians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.