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The Republic of Nueva Celtiberia

“Por el honor, la vida; por el alma, las dos”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Catholic

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Nueva Celtiberia

Population476 million

CapitalNueva Termancia

CurrencyReal
AnimalCatoblepas

The Republic of Nueva Celtiberia is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, avowedly heterosexual populace, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 476 million Novaceltiberians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Termancia. The average income tax rate is 46.0%.

The powerhouse Nueva Celtiberian economy, worth 45.6 trillion Reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,842 Reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, and veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nueva Celtiberia's national animal is the Catoblepas, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nueva Celtiberia is ranked 166,635th in the world and 66th in Catholic for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 19.07 on the Hayek Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,660thTop
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Most Primitive: 5,050thMost Devout: 6,478thSafest: 6,630thTop
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Most Conservative: 12,538thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,612thMost Pacifist: 16,299thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,521stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,626thMost Cultured: 17,642ndHealthiest Citizens: 18,273rdLowest Crime Rates: 20,389th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nueva Celtiberia, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain.
  • : Following new legislation in Nueva Celtiberia, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested.
  • : Following new legislation in Nueva Celtiberia, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach.
  • : Nueva Celtiberia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Nueva Celtiberia, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Nueva Celtiberia, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Nueva Celtiberia, Novaceltiberians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
  • : Following new legislation in Nueva Celtiberia, referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population.
  • : Following new legislation in Nueva Celtiberia, signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nueva Celtiberia, military spending is on the increase.

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