The Comunidad Popular of Nueva Zulia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The CIA with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.334 billion Nueva Zulians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enaciud. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Nueva Zulian economy, worth a remarkable 1,806 trillion Pan-dólars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 216,713 Pan-dólars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers. Crime is totally unknown. Nueva Zulia's national animal is the troupial, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Revolution.

Nueva Zulia is ranked 7,650^th in the world and 155^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.49 law-abiding acts per hour.