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The Community of Nuevo Nuevo

“Nuevo es mejor”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Canada

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Nuevo Nuevo

Population4.569 billion

CapitalNuevo Castille
LeaderÚltimo Caballero

CurrencyFract
AnimalLoon

The Community of Nuevo Nuevo is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Último Caballero with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.569 billion Nuevanos hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuevo Castille. The average income tax rate is 53.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Nuevan economy, worth 198 trillion Fracts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 43,416 Fracts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up', the prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", and people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuevo Nuevo's national animal is the Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nuevo Nuevo is ranked 76,780th in the world and 122nd in Canada for Highest Economic Output, with 198 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 4,608thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,138thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,707thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,532ndNicest Citizens: 16,992ndHighest Drug Use: 17,278thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,937thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,064thBest Weather: 19,563rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,611thMost Inclusive: 21,009thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,779th
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Highest Drug Use: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nuevo Nuevo, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuevo Nuevo, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies".
  • : Following new legislation in Nuevo Nuevo, the prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuevo Nuevo, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuevo Nuevo, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Nuevo Nuevo' is a smash hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuevo Nuevo, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuevo Nuevo, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuevo Nuevo, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuevo Nuevo, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuevo Nuevo, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience.

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