“Your mom doesn't have any kids” David S Pumpkins
|Category: Iron Fist Consumerists|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
|Capital||Something other than|
|Leader||David S Pumpkins|
The Dictatorship of Nug Life is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by David S Pumpkins with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.844 billion Nug Lifeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Something other than. The average income tax rate is 46.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Nug Lifean economy, worth 593 trillion Jarvonas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 208,551 Jarvonas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes, and recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for David S Pumpkins's eyes only'. Crime is pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Nug Life's national animal is the Manatee, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nug Life voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prohibit Private Prisons".
- : Following new legislation in Nug Life, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for David S Pumpkins's eyes only'.
- : Following new legislation in Nug Life, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes.
- : Following new legislation in Nug Life, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money.
- : Following new legislation in Nug Life, heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return.
- : Following new legislation in Nug Life, the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in The North Pacific.
- : Nug Life was endorsed by The United States of Boylstinian.
- : Nug Life was endorsed by The Poor Team of The Tampa Bay Rays.
- : Nug Life was endorsed by The Protectorate of Cuyan.
- : Nug Life was endorsed by The Republic of Sockmanland.
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