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The State of Nuku Alofa City

“Home” the Governor

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: United States of America

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Nuku Alofa City

Population36.542 billion

CapitalCapital Heights
Leaderthe Governor

Currencybetale
Animaldeer

The State of Nuku Alofa City is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 36.542 billion Nuku Alofa Citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The very strong Nuku Alofa Cityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,244 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 34,057 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 231,546 per year while the poor average 1,829, a ratio of 126 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the government is avowedly atheist, Nuku Alofa City has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Nuku Alofa City in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nuku Alofa City's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Nuku Alofa City is ranked 78,553rd in the world and 336th in United States of America for Most Stationary, with 616.36365413812 days.

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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 176thMost Politically Free: 232ndMost Pro-Market: 238thMost Extreme: 675thHighest Drug Use: 2,093rdLargest Populations: 2,196thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,224thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,309thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,402ndHighest Crime Rates: 6,960thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,537thRudest Citizens: 11,527thMost Avoided: 12,436thNudest: 14,298thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 20,228thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,901stMost Armed: 20,959thLargest Mining Sector: 21,347thHighest Economic Output: 22,613thFattest Citizens: 23,050thMost Rebellious Youth: 29,693rd
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionTop
5%
Most Politically Free: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 21st in the regionMost Extreme: 21st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 23rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 29th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 31st in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 52nd in the regionMost Avoided: 58th in the regionRudest Citizens: 64th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nuku Alofa City was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Nuku Alofa City was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Nuku Alofa City was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Nuku Alofa City was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Abiff, killing 15 million zombies.
  • : Nuku Alofa City was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
  • : Nuku Alofa City was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Nuku Alofa City was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Nuku Alofa City was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Nuku Alofa City was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Nuku Alofa City was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.

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