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The Democratic Judgeship of Nullarni

“We are civilizers.”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: New Warsaw Pact

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Nullarni

Population22.199 billion

CapitalMittlere
LeaderChief Judge William Jonas

Currencyshiblon
AnimalPhoenix

The Democratic Judgeship of Nullarni is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chief Judge William Jonas with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 22.199 billion Nullarnishmen live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mittlere. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nullarnish economy, worth a remarkable 7,231 trillion shiblons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 325,779 shiblons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,337,096 per year while the poor average 52,405, a ratio of 25.5 to 1.

The government maintains a Department of Skulduggery, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nullarni's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nullarni is ranked 151,055th in the world and 214th in New Warsaw Pact for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.3 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Most Efficient Economies: 57thHighest Crime Rates: 125thMost Armed: 127thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 155thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 194thFattest Citizens: 230thLargest Gambling Industry: 294thRudest Citizens: 422ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 482ndMost Rebellious Youth: 496thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 503rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 630thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 662ndMost Avoided: 677thHighest Economic Output: 694thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 696thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 748thLargest Publishing Industry: 872ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 941stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,156thHighest Average Incomes: 1,192ndMost Cultured: 1,201stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,288thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 1,529thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,679thHighest Drug Use: 1,696thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,817thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,889thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,318thLargest Mining Sector: 2,791stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,819thMost Influential: 3,106thSmartest Citizens: 3,489thLargest Populations: 3,991stLargest Insurance Industry: 4,882ndMost Politically Free: 6,165thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,378thMost Pro-Market: 7,272ndMost Extreme: 7,365thTop
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Largest Black Market: 8,088thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,618thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,475thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,934th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nullarni lodged a message on the New Warsaw Pact Regional Message Board.
  • : Nullarni was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Nullarni was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme and Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Nullarni, public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records.
  • : Following new legislation in Nullarni, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
  • : Nullarni was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Nullarni, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
  • : Following new legislation in Nullarni, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery.
  • : Following new legislation in Nullarni, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.
  • : Following new legislation in Nullarni, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.

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