The Colony of NUOOF33 is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 13.018 billion NUOOF33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 18.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient NUOOF33ian economy, worth 481 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,970 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. NUOOF33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

NUOOF33 is ranked 145,200^th in the world and 1^st in New United Order Of Fascism for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 2,450.68 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.