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The Victory must be earned of NuqneH

“Revenge is the best revenge.” Kahn

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Nerdlandia

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NuqneH

Population14.065 billion

CapitalQo'noS
LeaderKahn
FaithKahless

CurrencyDarsek
AnimalTargs

The Victory must be earned of NuqneH is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kahn with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.065 billion NuqneHians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qo'noS. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NuqneHian economy, worth a remarkable 3,497 trillion Darseks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 248,699 Darseks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, and the government snoops on private internet connections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NuqneH's national animal is the Targs, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kahless.

NuqneH is ranked 45,139th in the world and 36th in Nerdlandia for Most Stationary, with 972.92241205148 days.

Top
1%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,381stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,471stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,593rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,770thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,963rdLargest Black Market: 2,013thMost Patriotic: 2,217thLargest Mining Sector: 2,225thMost Devout: 2,481stTop
5%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,352ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,580thMost Avoided: 4,361stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,957thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,364thHighest Average Incomes: 5,429thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,502ndHighest Economic Output: 5,841stLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,937thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,629thMost Efficient Economies: 12,996thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,126thRudest Citizens: 13,615thNudest: 13,837thTop
10%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 17,168thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,485thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,279thMost Armed: 19,087thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,494thLargest Governments: 25,633rdLowest Crime Rates: 26,679thMost Influential: 28,088thLargest Populations: 28,940thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,943rd
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1%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Devout: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NuqneH was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in NuqneH, the government snoops on private internet connections.
  • : Following new legislation in NuqneH, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries.
  • : Following new legislation in NuqneH, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Following new legislation in NuqneH, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in NuqneH, homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism.
  • : Following new legislation in NuqneH, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers.
  • : Following new legislation in NuqneH, aides are afraid to ask if Kahn wants a cup of tea or coffee.
  • : Following new legislation in NuqneH, childhood friends of Kahn are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
  • : Following new legislation in NuqneH, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail.

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