Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: Nerdlandia
Population | 14.065 billion |
Capital | Qo'noS |
Leader | Kahn |
Faith | Kahless |
Currency | Darsek |
Animal | Targs |
The Victory must be earned of NuqneH is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kahn with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.065 billion NuqneHians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qo'noS. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient NuqneHian economy, worth a remarkable 3,497 trillion Darseks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 248,699 Darseks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, and the government snoops on private internet connections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NuqneH's national animal is the Targs, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kahless.
NuqneH is ranked 45,139th in the world and 36th in Nerdlandia for Most Stationary, with 972.92241205148 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : NuqneH was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in NuqneH, the government snoops on private internet connections.
- : Following new legislation in NuqneH, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries.
- : Following new legislation in NuqneH, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
- : Following new legislation in NuqneH, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
- : Following new legislation in NuqneH, homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism.
- : Following new legislation in NuqneH, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers.
- : Following new legislation in NuqneH, aides are afraid to ask if Kahn wants a cup of tea or coffee.
- : Following new legislation in NuqneH, childhood friends of Kahn are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
- : Following new legislation in NuqneH, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail.