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The Sacred Reich of Nuremburgia

“A million reasons on the edge of glory” Bollox

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Page

Location: 10000 Islands

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Nuremburgia

Population5.594 billion

CapitalHellhole
LeaderBollox

CurrencyMarks
AnimalEagle

The Sacred Reich of Nuremburgia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Bollox with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.594 billion Nuremburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hellhole. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuremburgian economy, worth 652 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,582 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and Bollox's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuremburgia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nuremburgia is ranked 130,973rd in the world and 858th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,909.29 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Influential: 2,381stTop
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Most Secular: 3,457thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,607thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,302ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,704thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,721stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,770thBest Weather: 4,876thLowest Crime Rates: 6,239thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,927thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,013thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,289thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,651stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,939thHealthiest Citizens: 8,325thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,049thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,577thLargest Governments: 9,851stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,204thMost Developed: 10,609thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,231stMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,261stTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,567thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,945thMost Patriotic: 19,062ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,255thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,773rdSmartest Citizens: 22,958thMost Efficient Economies: 23,931st
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 40th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Secular: 66th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 85th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 96th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 98th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 103rd in the regionBest Weather: 113th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 119th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 123rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 128th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 135th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 139th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 141st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nuremburgia was endorsed by The Hermit Kingdom of Iron Soviet.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremburgia, Bollox's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremburgia, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
  • : Nuremburgia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Voice of ARB".
  • : Nuremburgia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protections During Territorial Transitions".
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremburgia, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremburgia, politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremburgia, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremburgia, the Nuremburgian Intelligence Agency relies on rumour and guidebooks to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremburgia, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.

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