The Sacred Reich of Nuremburgia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Starlight with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.798 billion Nuremburgians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kennyville. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Nuremburgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,702 trillion Turds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 157,654 Turds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

It's been a banner year for local vexillology, dissident voters are sent on a 'relaxing break' at the Ministry of Love, when conspiracy theorists talk about "government moles" they're referring to mysteriously mobile skin lesions, and newspapers are celebrating Starlight saving over a million cats from trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuremburgia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nuremburgia is ranked 225,270^th in the world and 327^th in 10000 Islands for Most Conservative, scoring 46.92 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.