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The Tsardom of Nuremgard

“Никогда не будите спящего медведя”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: The Confederacy of Free Nations

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Nuremgard

Population15.724 billion

CapitalSaint Petersburg
LeaderPrime Minister Daoud Ibrahim

Currencyrouble
Animalbear

The Tsardom of Nuremgard is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Daoud Ibrahim with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.724 billion Norsk are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Petersburg. The average income tax rate is 26.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norsk economy, worth a remarkable 4,937 trillion roubles a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 313,989 roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime Minister Daoud Ibrahim is famed for giving great back rubs, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, and it is often said that only Prime Minister Daoud Ibrahim could bring down Dàguó. Crime is totally unknown. Nuremgard's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nuremgard is ranked 34,725th in the world and 10th in The Confederacy of Free Nations for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,544.57 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Secular: 229thNicest Citizens: 291stMost Inclusive: 296thMost Compassionate Citizens: 296thMost Cultured: 355thLargest Publishing Industry: 410thLeast Corrupt Governments: 449thMost Cheerful Citizens: 455thHighest Poor Incomes: 472ndMost Developed: 483rdHealthiest Citizens: 496thLongest Average Lifespans: 553rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 604thSafest: 657thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 658thMost Pacifist: 697thMost Efficient Economies: 701stSmartest Citizens: 723rdMost Beautiful Environments: 916thBest Weather: 1,058thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,245thLargest Retail Industry: 1,671stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,682ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,701stHighest Economic Output: 1,820thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,879thMost Influential: 1,911thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,532ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,144thLargest Governments: 3,857thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,901stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,263rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,701stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,367thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,950thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,084thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,426thRudest Citizens: 10,024thTop
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Most Stationary: 10,986thLargest Populations: 11,734thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,702ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,154thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,705th
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nuremgard lodged a message on the The Confederacy of Free Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Nuremgard lodged a message on the The Confederacy of Free Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremgard, it is often said that only Prime Minister Daoud Ibrahim could bring down Dàguó.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremgard, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
  • : Nuremgard was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremgard, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremgard, Prime Minister Daoud Ibrahim is famed for giving great back rubs.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremgard, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremgard, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremgard, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.

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