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The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland

“Die hele aarde is aan Nuweland onderworpe!”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Europe

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Nuweland

Population32.812 billion

CapitalHammersdorf-Vilamartel
LeaderIgnacio Quaresma
FaithLutheran Christianity

Currencyeuro
Animalring-tailed lemur

The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ignacio Quaresma with a fair hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.812 billion Nuwelanders love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Healthcare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammersdorf-Vilamartel. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuwelandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,246 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 190,376 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, cities are engulfed by smog, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuweland's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Nuweland is ranked 153,726th in the world and 667th in Europe for Most Authoritarian, with 478.99 milliStalins.

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1%
Most Influential: 24thLargest Publishing Industry: 230thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 349thMost Stationary: 388thMost Advanced Public Education: 532ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 544thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 684thSafest: 728thMost Pacifist: 960thSmartest Citizens: 1,179thHighest Economic Output: 1,195thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,417thLargest Populations: 1,495thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,628thLowest Crime Rates: 1,911thTop
5%
Nicest Citizens: 2,994thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,052ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,082ndFattest Citizens: 3,292ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,372ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,645thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,821stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,069thLargest Governments: 6,125thMost Inclusive: 6,832ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,215thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,731stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,917thTop
10%
Highest Average Tax Rates: 11,744thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,260thMost Cultured: 13,656thMost Developed: 14,090thMost Secular: 14,627thLargest Mining Sector: 15,388thMost Efficient Economies: 18,872ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,479th
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Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionTop
5%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 32nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 56th in the regionNicest Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 58th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 60th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 62nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 65th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 69th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 88th in the regionLargest Governments: 89th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 90th in the regionNudest: 97th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 107th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nuweland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Nuweland endorsed The Grand Duchy of The Seven Provinces.
  • : Nuweland lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
  • : Nuweland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Syria".
  • : Nuweland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commercial Arbitration Recognition".
  • : Following new legislation in Nuweland, bike rage is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuweland, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuweland, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuweland, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Nuweland endorsed The Democratic City State of Nieuw Gent.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 154 » Alsted, Dauershire, Lexembourg, An Clar, Wombelland, Imperium Anglorum, Northern German Federation, Troltovia, Bohomo, Lovisa, Falvaard, Slavorussia, Outer Sparta, The New Nordic Union, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Einswenn, Dark Matter, Evka, Popaholick, Ansington, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Quentenia, Galway-Dublin, Super Happy Land, Yahlia, Northeast Vatican, New Decius, Saint Domingo, Germany Third Reich, Feria-Alkaline, Slavonia and Srijem, Ahma, Chioganah, Sinclairtown, Thracia Republic, Irminsulia, Regnum Italiae, Pilipinas and Malaya, Daneforth, Cre Alworkez, St Scarlett, Brakanistan, North of Americas, Rouvenor, South St Maarten, Alympian Kingdom, Pazano, The Mongol Plain, Wessex and Cornwall, Leszno, and 104 others.New Ylicia, Dorpz, Stukilo, Saiwania, Milfgaerd, Greate San Marino, Amicities, Miharr, Death Bat, GanymedEuropa, Thracia and Crimea, Cytadela, Nardin, Ostermarch, Jim the Baptist, Republic of Satherland, Leranditale, Beauprix, Parliamentary Laramidia, Soviet Taoistan, Kenmoria WA Mission, Egyptian Mamluk Sultanate, Umeria, British Norklon, Supcotia, Laggos, Belgique et France, Viciebskaja, Lumitauka, Elisabethshagen, Permorania, Navence, Mallesia, Stromia, Eritei, Aslicuria, Cherised Lands of Galicia, Blechingia, Novo Portugal, Arorska, Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire, Thils, The Wretched of this Earth, Eesenland, Neuchateau, Gultravia, Walfo, Nookville, Prussian-Union, Shagolaa, Lord Sapre, Rijland, The Fair Republic, Enway, Elitestland, Kanokla, Sienkahn, Socialist Balkans, Pontus and Trebizond, Legique, Kardjali, Solteur, Continental Social Democrats, Riverpost, Appathian, Alba-Nord, Toaddia, Jarmia, Kurman, Novolemania, Dalmannia, Carphelia, Drew Durrnil, Ausvelt, The Champions League, Chronus, Escavilla, Invernessia, Monte Naranja, Wunly Andencria, Heinsbergen, Someseni, Transmontagne, Nea Europa, Delphinia, ENOTRIA, Greater Belgium, Arsenial, Dogemark, Arabia Deserta, Destyntine, Jambon, Liberny, Savinecross, Sloburg, Iggly Iggle, Shaor, Greater Dragunovia, Trenaka, The New Greater Swissland, Northwest Isles, Grodisze, Greater Albaina, and Nieuw Gent.

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