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The Cyberpunk Nightmare of Nyain

“Under the Rising Sun” President Yamamoto

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: The SCP Foundation

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Nyain

Population2.338 billion

CapitalNew Miyako
LeaderPresident Yamamoto
FaithJhinto

Currency₿itcoin
AnimalKookaburra

The Cyberpunk Nightmare of Nyain is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Yamamoto with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, digital currency, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.338 billion Nyainese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Miyako. The average income tax rate is 70.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Nyainese economy, worth 343 trillion ₿itcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 146,730 ₿itcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, slaves who produce weapons are given free samples, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, and diplomacy is a foreign concept to Nyainese. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyain's national animal is the Kookaburra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jhinto.

Nyain is ranked 17,166th in the world and 1st in The SCP Foundation for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 8,868.44 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,171stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,927thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,964thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,611thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,842ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,045thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,036thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 16,443rdMost Corrupt Governments: 16,543rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,166thMost Patriotic: 17,179thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,944thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,546thMost Cultured: 19,717thHighest Food Quality: 26,028thHighest Average Incomes: 26,107thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,207thLargest Black Market: 27,121stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28,995thLargest Governments: 29,059th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nyain's influence in The SCP Foundation rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Nyain's influence in The SCP Foundation rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Nyain, diplomacy is a foreign concept to Nyainese.
  • : Nyain's influence in The SCP Foundation rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in Nyain, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyain, slaves who produce weapons are given free samples.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyain, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions.
  • : Nyain's influence in The SCP Foundation rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Nyain ejected The Military Orginization of Nyainese Air Force from The SCP Foundation.
  • : Nyain changed its national demonym to "Nyainese" and its demonym adjective to "Nyainese".

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Allegrubendeutschland and Aslevia.

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