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The Somethingerather of Nyelant

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Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Niamark

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Nyelant

Population4.881 billion

Capitalsomewhere in the forest probably
LeaderMISTER MOOSE ANTLER

Currencyum pinecones i guess
Animallike a deer but maybe bigger

The Somethingerather of Nyelant is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by MISTER MOOSE ANTLER with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.881 billion cheese graters love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of somewhere in the forest probably. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong a cheese grater economy, worth 357 trillion um pinecones i guesses a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,237 um pinecones i guesses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Occupational wage levels are based on a crumpled napkin authored by a legendary somewhere in the forest probably bus driver, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyelant's national animal is the like a deer but maybe bigger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nyelant is ranked 18,036th in the world and 7th in Niamark for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.37 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Top
5%
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,307thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,073rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,391stMost Pacifist: 4,404thSafest: 5,101stNicest Citizens: 5,839thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,378thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,434thBest Weather: 7,421stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,578thMost Inclusive: 9,743rdMost Beautiful Environments: 9,969thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,511thTop
10%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,305thMost Cultured: 13,388thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,716thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,681stLongest Average Lifespans: 15,771stMost Advanced Public Education: 15,826thMost Income Equality: 15,843rdMost Rebellious Youth: 16,345thLowest Crime Rates: 18,036thHealthiest Citizens: 18,439thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,474thLargest Governments: 23,517thSmartest Citizens: 24,013th
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5%
Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nyelant was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Nyelant was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Nyelant was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Nyelant was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Nyelant lodged a message on the Niamark Regional Message Board.
  • : Nyelant resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : Nyelant was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Nyelant lodged a message on the Niamark Regional Message Board.
  • : Nyelant voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend The Holy Principality of Saint Mark"".
  • : Nyelant lodged a message on the Niamark Regional Message Board.

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